Hello! Due to (a) tripping and falling onto your keyboard (b) my trained posse of sharp-toothed ninja kidnappers (c) extraordinarily good taste, you have stumbled upon the website of Tatum Flynn, author of devilishly good books for kids (and the kind of grown-ups who instantly know what their Hogwarts house is, which frankly should be everyone), such as THE D'EVIL DIARIES, out now from Orchard/Hachette Kids.
It's okay, don't back away shaking your head like that. Just keep your arms and legs inside the vehicle at all times and you'll be fine. It's been at least seventeen days since our last accident. Since you're here, you might as well have a poke around and find out about me, my books, and why you should never, ever, call a demon a minion. (But do watch out for the carnivorous carousel horses. They especially like the taste of children.)
It's okay, don't back away shaking your head like that. Just keep your arms and legs inside the vehicle at all times and you'll be fine. It's been at least seventeen days since our last accident. Since you're here, you might as well have a poke around and find out about me, my books, and why you should never, ever, call a demon a minion. (But do watch out for the carnivorous carousel horses. They especially like the taste of children.)
