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Fairy Tales Can Come True

28/1/2014

 
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Once upon a time, I was lucky enough to live in Oxford, a city positively humming with kidlit inspiration on all sides: from the cosy, wood-panelled pubs frequented by Tolkien and CS Lewis, to the gorgeous Bodleian Library immortalised in the Harry Potter films, to the cobbled streets trod by luminaries such as Lewis Carroll and Philip Pullman. And one day, mooching along through this rarified air, I stumbled upon the most extraordinary place: Rochester's Story Supplies. 
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Yes, it's a fictional shop. HOW COOL IS THAT? Even better, it was to be the front for The Story Museum, a place which celebrates children's literature in all its forms, with readings, performances and inspiration. I was so enamoured by the idea... and then crestfallen to discover it wouldn't open until 2014. But WAIT WHAT - it is now actually 2014?? Time flies faster than a seeker on a Nimbus 2000, I swear. So I thought it might be time to revisit this wonderful, in the strictest sense of the word, establishment.
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Are you a little pig in need of wolf repellant? A queen who wants to paint her roses red? Or a spy who needs everlasting batteries for your top-secret gadgets? This is the place for all your fictional needs.
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This is my absolute favourite - now if I could just get my hands on an alethiometer…

As GK Chesterton once said, ‘Fairy tales are more than true; not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten.’ I hope The Story Museum will continue imparting this wisdom to children for many years to come.


The Story Museum has a website here, and updates can be found on Twitter.

21 Signs You're Living In A Children's Book

20/1/2014

 
I've seen some pretty entertaining articles about literary tropes on the intertubes, but poor old kidlit tends to get left out. *cracks knuckles* So I decided to attempt to rectify this mistake. If you answer yes to more than one of these, I'm afraid you may actually be trapped inside a middle grade novel...
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  1. You're an orphan. Especially if you live, or have ever lived, in an orphanage, where you will have been Hard Done By.
  2. If you're lucky enough not to be an orphan, don't be too smug, because chances are you'll only have one remaining parent, who either Just Doesn't Understand You, has a mysterious illness, or who you get on great with - but oops, they've suddenly disappeared and need rescuing.
  3. You have an unusual first name, and you want to tell us all about how you got it.
  4. You're at boarding school. But this is no ORDINARY boarding school, oh no... It will almost always secretly be a school for witches, or an academy for assassins, or a training ground for spies.
  5. You're precociously clever or talented for your age.
  6. Your sidekick is a cat, or goose, or pig, or some other pet. Who can talk to you.
  7. You find yourself in a library or bookshop. Especially if it's particularly beautiful and old, or seems to have sprung up overnight, or is hidden.
  8. You have a nemesis. Often it'll be the school bully, or maybe a nasty teacher, but if you're really unlucky it'll be an evil wizard who's plotting to take over the world.
  9. You have an obsession with something. Collecting insects, drawing people's faces, counting everything you come across, being the best puzzle-solver in your town. Whatever it is, you will know EVERYTHING about it.
  10. People will mock you for this obsession, but it will turn out to be the one thing that helps you Save The Day.
  11. You pretty much only ever have one friend. Who is probably a bit odd. Or none at all. Sorry about that.
  12. Occasionally that friend will be a grown-up, but never a NORMAL grown-up. No, they will be an immortal skeleton, or polar bear, or genie, or ghost.
  13. You find yourself thinking how ordinary you are, or how Nothing Interesting Ever Happens To You. Oh, boy, how you'll wish you never had that thought.
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14.    You've just moved to a new home, or gone to stay in a big old house in the                    country for the summer. Often with your siblings, whom you bicker with nonstop...
15.    And once there you've found a treasure map, or glowing pendant, or mysterious            diary in the attic, or under a floorboard, or behind the wall.
16.    You've uncovered a dastardly plot to pollute your town/turn your schoolfriends              into zombies/destroy the world with dark magicks, through your clever detective            work...
17.    But none of the adults will believe you! Even if you bring them a signed note from          the villain saying 'I, Baron Von Evil, will blow up the entire universe in six days'                time. MUAHAHAHA.' UGH, GROWN-UPS.
18.    You've discovered a portal to another world through a mirror, or wardrobe, or                magic tree, or down the back of the sofa...
19.    And then you've got stuck there. In the other world, that is. Not down the back of            the sofa. Or if you're not stuck, you have to stay because you are the Only One            Who Can Help.
20.    You've never felt like you fitted in. And you were right! Because you're secretly a          mermaid/wizard/seventh son of a seventh son/princess.
21.    But don't be too happy about it. Because that is only the start of your Exciting But          Traumatic Adventure. Be warned. Here Be Monsters...
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I'm sure I've forgotten plenty of others - please feel free to add yours in the comments!

And The Winner Is...

18/1/2014

 
My cat, Friday, is a cheap date. Her absolute favourite toy is a scrumpled-up piece of paper. So I knew she's be more than happy to help me choose the winner for the giveaway - all I had to do was write all the entrants' names on pieces of paper, scrunch them up, and throw them into the air. She couldn't believe her luck.
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OMG OMG SO MANY TOYS WHAT TO CHOOSE
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THIS ONE. THIS ONE IS THE SCRUNCHIEST ONE. I PICK YOU.
So without further ado, I am thrilled to announce the winner of the Submission Package is... ZOE! Yes, the cat did indeed pick you :)

Thank you all SO MUCH for entering. And if you're still looking for help, (a) Pop back every so often, as I plan to do another giveaway down the line, and (b) Do consider checking out my editorial services over here.
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    Tatum Flynn is the author of devilish MG fantasies The D'Evil Diaries and Hell's Belles (Orchard/ Hachette Kids), and several unfinished To Do lists.

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